Garf’s soft, slouchy, and sipping away his sorrows—because life didn’t turn out how he planned. With his disheveled charm and bottle in hand, he’s a plush for anyone who gets that sometimes, all you can do is laugh at the mess. Perfect for adding a little dark humor to your space, Garf’s here to keep you company through the ups, downs, and everything in between.
“Garf’s been my drinking buddy through every bad decision I’ve made this year. He doesn’t judge, he just sits there with that empty bottle, like he understands. 10/10 would recommend for anyone who’s given up on New Year’s resolutions.” — Jake M.
Life Altering
“I bought Garf to cheer myself up, but now he’s the only one getting me through my Tuesday afternoons. He’s soft, he’s relatable, and he doesn’t mind when I drink in front of him. Honestly, he’s the only one who gets me.” — Samantha L.
Tears Of Joy
“Garf’s like that friend who shows up to the party late, a little too drunk, but somehow makes everything better. He’s now my therapist, bar buddy, and emotional support plush all in one. Highly recommend if you’ve ever had a glass (or two) too many.” — Carlos T.
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